New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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