did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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