i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Randomize
