I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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