I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
