Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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