We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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