It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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