Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize