Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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