Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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