Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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