dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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