Don't you send me to vm
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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