doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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