So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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