are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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