I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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