No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
No subtext here. People are naked.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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