If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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