OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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