somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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