I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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