He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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