it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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