gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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