If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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