so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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