She announced her abortion via fbk
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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