THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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