This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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