i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize