i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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