if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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