i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
