For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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