True but thats because hes a fetus.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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