So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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