real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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