So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
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