If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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