Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Randomize
