oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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