dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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