Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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