This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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