After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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