Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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