i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Randomize
