He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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