i barfeds in our rink
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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