I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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