I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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