I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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