ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just cropdusted the office
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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