Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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